








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 790 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 169 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3305 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4447 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5168 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4003 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,524,825 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pentry | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | Th3Sentinel | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | prins | 58% | 215 |
| #4 | Odexiv | 56% | 124 |
| #5 | Isaak | 55% | 455 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Disk3n | 54% | 162 |
| #7 | not so SERIOUS | 53% | 223 |
| #8 | Señor sKooooB | 51% | 156 |
| #9 | .::twe3Zy | 49% | 45 |
| #10 | SniZz | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 32 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | not so SERIOUS | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Th3Sentinel | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | prins | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Señor sKooooB | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaak | 2637 | 0.27 | 87 min |
| #2 | not so SERIOUS | 227 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Odexiv | 197 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | prins | 184 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Disk3n | 182 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th3Sentinel | +4.42 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | Rhux | +4.20 | 90 | 72 |
| #3 | Isaak | +1.42 | 62 | 80 |
| #4 | Pentry | -0.18 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | prins | -1.15 | 56 | 60 |





