








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14318 | 28% |
| Smokes | 17719 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 11696 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7131 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,221,625 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reuben | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | jimin stan | 54% | 596 |
| #3 | C0UNCIL | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | adPEXtwinDoNG | 52% | 514 |
| #5 | Dantares - 大麻哥 | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimin stan | 14 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | adPEXtwinDoNG | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | God's Only SOn | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Lehnburger | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | 4klift opr8r | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | God's Only SOn | 1680 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | adPEXtwinDoNG | 1534 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #3 | jimin stan | 1006 | 0.08 | 28 min |
| #4 | Lehnburger | 952 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #5 | 4klift opr8r | 561 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0UNCIL | +3.43 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | jimin stan | +2.75 | 70 | 58 |
| #3 | Phillip K. Dog | +1.51 | 77 | 76 |
| #4 | adPEXtwinDoNG | +0.78 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | God's Only SOn | +0.53 | 79 | 62 |





