








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 799 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8530 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4600 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4619 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5008 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,564,183 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Rednax- | 70% | 439 |
| #8 | Think | 64% | 61 |
| #9 | Mikeyyy | 62% | 82 |
| #10 | Marson.exe | 61% | 95 |
| #11 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 61% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rednax- | 2191 | 0.25 | 54 min |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 1015 | 0.32 | 31 min |
| #3 | Eniman | 773 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #4 | Finesse. | 625 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #5 | ✪ Noogey™ | 517 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | +4.40 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | +3.07 | 89 | 71 |
| #3 | Rednax- | +3.07 | 88 | 70 |
| #4 | Gubi.sh | +2.39 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | Eniman | +2.00 | 78 | 68 |





