








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 603 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5821 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3090 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 8568 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6291 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,343,391 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xlout | 53% | 99 |
| #2 | ✪ Smovey | 48% | 109 |
| #3 | Nemo | 48% | 367 |
| #4 | Abe | 46% | 475 |
| #5 | alex | 45% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ Smovey | 48% | 109 |
| #3 | Nemo | 48% | 367 |
| #4 | Abe | 46% | 475 |
| #5 | alex | 45% | 220 |
| #6 | TEANIE PEANIR | 44% | 534 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEANIE PEANIR | 26 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Nemo | 26 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ✪ Smovey | 26 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | Abe | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | alex | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nemo | 1072 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | TEANIE PEANIR | 977 | 0.09 | 28 min |
| #3 | Abe | 600 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | xlout | 299 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ Smovey | 186 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xlout | +5.65 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ Smovey | +4.95 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | Nemo | +3.65 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Abe | +1.48 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | alex | +0.11 | 76 | 36 |





