








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 872 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 166 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9617 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8900 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7303 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8837 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,650,460 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ball | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | xlout | 56% | 415 |
| #3 | FrancO | 56% | 104 |
| #4 | Yami | 52% | 121 |
| #5 | all throat no hands | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nemo | 56 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | TEANIE PEANIR | 43 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✪ Smovey | 38 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | Ball | 24 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | Shady Milkman | 23 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nemo | 3142 | 0.16 | 85 min |
| #2 | TEANIE PEANIR | 2102 | 0.09 | 56 min |
| #3 | matt-E | 1372 | 0.33 | 41 min |
| #4 | xlout | 1341 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #5 | shyaM | 1037 | 0.32 | 29 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | +3.74 | 85 | 51 |
| #2 | xlout | +3.60 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Nemo | +2.98 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | Yami | +2.53 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | FrancO | +2.00 | 76 | 60 |





