








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




421 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6247 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5484 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9134 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9169 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,905,336 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rooda | 61% | 263 |
| #2 | b4ze | 60% | 149 |
| #3 | Foxec | 60% | 98 |
| #4 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 59% | 195 |
| #5 | Granted | 58% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | realHigga | 53% | 72 |
| #12 | TEANIE PEANIR | 49% | 421 |
| #13 | Shady Milkman | 48% | 109 |
| #14 | Abe | 46% | 101 |
| #15 | daisy | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEANIE PEANIR | 42 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | blank | 40 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | jF | 40 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 35 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Granted | 22 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | 1680 | 0.43 | 45 min |
| #2 | Rooda | 706 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | Foxec | 698 | 0.35 | 19 min |
| #4 | blank | 610 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | TEANIE PEANIR | 581 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | +3.19 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | C0D3M4N | +2.21 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | ♛ Poind3xt3r 7355608 | +1.62 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Rooda | +1.41 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | b4ze | +1.21 | 79 | 72 |





