








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 801 | 28% |
| Smokes | 777 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 534 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,765 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Sky^ | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | Grizzly | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | ^HATE. | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Crysis | 47% | 94 |
| #5 | -kHrN- | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ^HATE. | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Crysis | 47% | 94 |
| #5 | -kHrN- | 43% | 68 |
| #6 | Cashy | 32% | 31 |
| #7 | KANI | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysis | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | .Sky^ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Grizzly | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | -kHrN- | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -kHrN- | 393 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #2 | Crysis | 382 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | .Sky^ | 200 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Grizzly | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ^HATE. | 57 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -kHrN- | +2.11 | 80 | 80 |
| #2 | Crysis | +0.89 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | .Sky^ | +0.75 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Black Mamba ②④ | -0.66 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | Grizzly | -0.72 | 77 | 55 |





