








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1708 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3379 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4049 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3246 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,516,344 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeerIsGood | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | StreetBoy | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | Lil'Jyden | 53% | 181 |
| #4 | BaMF<3® | 50% | 256 |
| #5 | MinX ^__^ | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Alex Balex | 44% | 50 |
| #8 | Puffy highs ♡ | 41% | 34 |
| #9 | Pawii | 41% | 39 |
| #10 | Smikky | 41% | 49 |
| #11 | SirMasonDk | 36% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaMF<3® | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Lil'Jyden | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | StreetBoy | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | SirMasonDk | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Alex Balex | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaMF<3® | 342 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #2 | MinX ^__^ | 332 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lil'Jyden | 288 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | SirMasonDk | 188 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pawii | 183 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smikky | +5.38 | 90 | 46 |
| #2 | BeerIsGood | +2.64 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | BaMF<3® | +2.15 | 48 | 73 |
| #4 | Puffy highs ♡ | +1.37 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | MinX ^__^ | +1.13 | 62 | 75 |





