








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 219 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17127 | 41% |
| Smokes | 9528 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6067 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 9484 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,325,528 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 56% | 71 |
| #2 | Smikky | 53% | 231 |
| #3 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 50% | 120 |
| #4 | TazZe ヅ | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | Famous NiXyy♕ | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Big hands Small mouse | 44% | 68 |
| #9 | ☆Devil☆ | 42% | 60 |
| #10 | SALKCIN | 33% | 119 |
| #11 | xXTigermizzXx | 29% | 52 |
| #12 | //*HEBO*\\ | 25% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smikky | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Big hands Small mouse | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | SALKCIN | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pawii | 791 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | Smikky | 434 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Big hands Small mouse | 312 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | zeroxVII | 207 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 182 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smikky | +4.42 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | ☆Devil☆ | +2.68 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | zeroxVII | +1.59 | 60 | 78 |
| #4 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | +1.15 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | MinX ^__^ | +0.99 | 66 | 76 |





