








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 705 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4958 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7939 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10929 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6874 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,947,862 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XUPA69 | 53% | 81 |
| #2 | DaCroN3 | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | Ingwë | 50% | 155 |
| #4 | CMR☣ | 49% | 201 |
| #5 | ruben_barnes | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er Panda | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Kerrick Onabo | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | IVIP0WER ツ | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ✨✠Morux@✠✨ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | CMR☣ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CMR☣ | 234 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Er Panda | 187 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kerrick Onabo | 184 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✨✠Morux@✠✨ | 108 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pedro Pichapiedra | 75 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaCroN3 | +5.40 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | ingwee | +0.72 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Pedro Pichapiedra | +0.69 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | Kerrick Onabo | +0.64 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | CMR☣ | +0.30 | 31 | 63 |





