








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 673 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3525 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5421 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5567 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3100 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,679,622 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DaCroN3 | 48% | 69 |
| #8 | CMR☣ | 45% | 131 |
| #9 | Blaackthoven | 43% | 173 |
| #10 | IVIP0WER ツ | 43% | 283 |
| #11 | ✨✠Morux@✠✨ | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaCroN3 | +4.56 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | Pedro Pichapiedra | +1.70 | 54 | 52 |
| #3 | CMR☣ | -0.12 | 31 | 63 |
| #4 | ruben_barnes | -0.48 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | Ingwë | -0.53 | 44 | 42 |





