








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1552 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3315 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3624 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2938 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,587 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ingwee | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | IVIP0WER ツ | 54% | 79 |
| #3 | DaCroN3 | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | ruben_barnes | 49% | 78 |
| #5 | Blaackthoven | 45% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaackthoven | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | CMR☣ | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | JESUNA | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | XUPA69 | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Ingwë | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ingwee | +5.24 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | DaCroN3 | +4.88 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Er Coyote | +3.00 | 61 | 49 |
| #4 | Pedro Pichapiedra | +1.51 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | Blaackthoven | +0.41 | 25 | 68 |





