








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2310 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6085 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5837 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2138 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,000 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaCroN3 | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | Er Coyote | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | Er Panda | 51% | 84 |
| #4 | Pedro Pichapiedra | 51% | 183 |
| #5 | XUPA69 | 47% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ingwë | 46% | 134 |
| #10 | IVIP0WER ツ | 45% | 183 |
| #11 | ✨✠Morux@✠✨ | 43% | 128 |
| #12 | ruben_barnes | 42% | 223 |
| #13 | Kerrick Onabo | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaCroN3 | +5.52 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Pedro Pichapiedra | +2.05 | 53 | 53 |
| #3 | Er Coyote | +1.57 | 57 | 48 |
| #4 | Kerrick Onabo | +1.38 | 56 | 68 |
| #5 | Er Panda | +0.28 | 50 | 46 |





