








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 210 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Esplay | 41 matches | 2,092 | |
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4892 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5468 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4609 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4559 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,675 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dominnY | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | Yella | mihaela.vlc | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | Humble | 66% | 67 |
| #4 | ΑΡΗΣ | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | YungOlof | 58% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | FrystFryspizza | 56% | 171 |
| #8 | E.S.P | 56% | 198 |
| #9 | bussmicke | 55% | 29 |
| #10 | Ienart | 54% | 120 |
| #11 | Lulz;)<3 | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E.S.P | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | FrystFryspizza | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | YungOlof | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Humble | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | bussmicke | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E.S.P | 1000 | 0.24 | 29 min |
| #2 | FrystFryspizza | 561 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | Mythix | 491 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Humble | 286 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | Ienart | 260 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ibrahim Baylan | +2.46 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Mythix | +1.54 | 91 | 69 |
| #3 | Humble | +1.46 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | dominnY | +0.94 | 55 | 71 |
| #5 | E.S.P | +0.73 | 68 | 79 |





