








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Esplay | 66 matches | 1,795 | |
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2206 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2040 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2818 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2021 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,108 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythix | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | Ibrahim Baylan | 58% | 128 |
| #3 | Ienart | 54% | 93 |
| #4 | FrystFryspizza | 53% | 128 |
| #5 | E.S.P | 51% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ienart | 54% | 93 |
| #4 | FrystFryspizza | 53% | 128 |
| #5 | E.S.P | 51% | 177 |
| #6 | Lulz;)<3 | 46% | 35 |
| #7 | ΑΡΗΣ | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrystFryspizza | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | E.S.P | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Ibrahim Baylan | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Lulz;)<3 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ΑΡΗΣ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E.S.P | 942 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | Ibrahim Baylan | 556 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | FrystFryspizza | 403 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ienart | 199 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mythix | 124 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythix | +4.06 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | Ibrahim Baylan | +2.95 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | E.S.P | +1.65 | 71 | 80 |
| #4 | Ienart | +0.75 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | ΑΡΗΣ | -1.14 | 52 | 67 |





