








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Esplay | 86 matches | 2,026 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 177 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9369 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6929 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6464 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5225 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,338,508 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1980 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythix | 59% | 78 |
| #2 | bussmicke | 58% | 67 |
| #3 | ArvaN F0cus | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | Ienart | 57% | 205 |
| #5 | Ibrahim Baylan | 56% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ibrahim Baylan | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ΑΡΗΣ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Lulz;)<3 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | FrystFryspizza | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | YungOlof | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ibrahim Baylan | 825 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | ΑΡΗΣ | 559 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | FrystFryspizza | 455 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ienart | 448 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | YungOlof | 314 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mythix | +2.94 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Ibrahim Baylan | +2.51 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | E.S.P | +1.42 | 70 | 77 |
| #4 | Ienart | +0.80 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | ΑΡΗΣ | +0.67 | 58 | 70 |





