








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 631 matches | ||
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 64,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20502 | 32% |
| Smokes | 19257 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 10453 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 14080 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,533 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amfetaminol | 66% | 89 |
| #2 | auxenovsky dA KINg! | 55% | 218 |
| #3 | Kinematograf | 54% | 370 |
| #4 | Rybak | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | eMG | 53% | 862 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | eMG | 53% | 862 |
| #6 | borek | 52% | 195 |
| #7 | zira. | 49% | 249 |
| #8 | Perka | 47% | 101 |
| #9 | Black Cat | 43% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eMG | 17 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | auxenovsky dA KINg! | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kinematograf | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | borek | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | zira. | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eMG | 2480 | 0.13 | 54 min |
| #2 | borek | 942 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #3 | Perka | 451 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kinematograf | 437 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #5 | Rybak | 416 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amfetaminol | +1.80 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Kinematograf | +1.60 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | eMG | +0.95 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | auxenovsky dA KINg! | +0.40 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | borek | +0.02 | 67 | 72 |





