








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4066 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4950 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4546 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1588 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,514,486 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kos | 91% | 64 |
| #2 | ash1hara | 89% | 155 |
| #3 | dedeco | 88% | 34 |
| #4 | anarchy | 86% | 143 |
| #5 | mari | 86% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kos | +3.45 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | ash1hara | +3.33 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | url0 | +3.10 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | sOriN | +3.03 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | da1ge | +2.79 | 91 | 49 |





