








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 268 matches | ||
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4500 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6382 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5521 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4599 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,211,759 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1ge | 85% | 192 |
| #2 | kos | 85% | 142 |
| #3 | ash1hara | 84% | 299 |
| #4 | url0 | 83% | 83 |
| #5 | makol | 83% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guxta | 26 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | da1ge | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | mari | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | makol | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MrN | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guxta | 1145 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #2 | anarchy | 1005 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #3 | ash1hara | 672 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #4 | kos | 652 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #5 | makol | 459 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f9ntasy A+ | +4.40 | 94 | 46 |
| #2 | ash1hara | +3.43 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | url0 | +3.23 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | kos | +2.96 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | da1ge | +2.74 | 90 | 49 |





