








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1045 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 455 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 441 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3451 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4881 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8764 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 7077 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,068,780 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1ge | 89% | 360 |
| #2 | kos | 87% | 324 |
| #3 | f9ntasy A+ | 86% | 177 |
| #4 | ash1hara | 86% | 681 |
| #5 | url0 | 86% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guxta | 34 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | da1ge | 32 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | makol | 16 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | kos | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | anarchy | 8 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anarchy | 2163 | 0.18 | 58 min |
| #2 | guxta | 1752 | 0.18 | 43 min |
| #3 | ash1hara | 1475 | 0.13 | 51 min |
| #4 | kos | 1385 | 0.24 | 39 min |
| #5 | makol | 1284 | 0.10 | 28 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f9ntasy A+ | +4.46 | 94 | 46 |
| #2 | ash1hara | +3.46 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | da1ge | +3.11 | 91 | 51 |
| #4 | kos | +2.99 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | makol | +2.60 | 83 | 52 |





