








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 438 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 183 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4738 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4281 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6345 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5450 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,869,605 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mari | 89% | 360 |
| #2 | kos | 88% | 127 |
| #3 | ash1hara | 88% | 357 |
| #4 | f9ntasy A+ | 88% | 233 |
| #5 | makol | 87% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | h0rnet | 80% | 105 |
| #11 | dedeco | 78% | 58 |
| #12 | resy | 77% | 73 |
| #13 | ✪ ZenK | 76% | 66 |
| #14 | finnable | 72% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finnable | 42 | 0.0209 |
| #2 | url0 | 19 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | mari | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | f9ntasy A+ | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | h0rnet | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anarchy | 1170 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #2 | ash1hara | 580 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | kos | 528 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #4 | url0 | 466 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | f9ntasy A+ | 390 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f9ntasy A+ | +5.07 | 94 | 48 |
| #2 | ash1hara | +4.14 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | da1ge | +3.34 | 91 | 51 |
| #4 | makol | +3.24 | 83 | 50 |
| #5 | url0 | +2.96 | 80 | 52 |





