








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4393 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3203 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3476 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3120 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,101 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cuckerman | 65% | 51 |
| #2 | intika | 64% | 67 |
| #3 | (: | 63% | 84 |
| #4 | atre | 62% | 296 |
| #5 | Asking- | 62% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | atre | 62% | 296 |
| #5 | Asking- | 62% | 50 |
| #6 | 〠 HEJFLICKA 〠 | 61% | 38 |
| #7 | :mean1 | 60% | 133 |
| #8 | Bo-Lennart | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | :mean1 | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | 〠 HEJFLICKA 〠 | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | (: | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Asking- | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 736 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | :mean1 | 532 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | (: | 298 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | intika | 206 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bo-Lennart | 173 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | +5.35 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | Cuckerman | +1.85 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | wajk | +1.24 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | (: | -0.68 | 68 | 75 |
| #5 | Asking- | -1.05 | 59 | 56 |





