








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 18 matches | 1,813 | |
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7660 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5967 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6596 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5804 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,846 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajk | 60% | 133 |
| #2 | Asking- | 59% | 80 |
| #3 | intika | 57% | 68 |
| #4 | atre | 57% | 304 |
| #5 | Cuckerman | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | (: | 52% | 95 |
| #8 | Alt under Ctrl | 51% | 65 |
| #9 | Bo-Lennart | 48% | 61 |
| #10 | FU|SK M0skeL | 45% | 40 |
| #11 | 〠 HEJFLICKA 〠 | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 27 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | wajk | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Asking- | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Bo-Lennart | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | intika | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 696 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | wajk | 496 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | (: | 335 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | FU|SK M0skeL | 275 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #5 | Alt under Ctrl | 236 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | +5.40 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | skojjarenツ | +1.37 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Cuckerman | +0.96 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | wajk | +0.91 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Asking- | +0.31 | 66 | 55 |





