








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,789 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3355 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2850 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3793 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2957 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,435,208 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wajk | 64% | 67 |
| #2 | atre | 63% | 116 |
| #3 | JallÉ! | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | :mean1 | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Bo-Lennart | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | atre | 63% | 116 |
| #3 | JallÉ! | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | :mean1 | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Bo-Lennart | 57% | 37 |
| #6 | (: | 54% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Bo-Lennart | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | (: | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | :mean1 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | wajk | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (: | 605 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | atre | 289 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | wajk | 261 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | :mean1 | 249 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bo-Lennart | 128 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | +6.34 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | wajk | +1.67 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | JallÉ! | +0.51 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | (: | +0.19 | 67 | 78 |
| #5 | intika | -0.45 | 72 | 61 |





