








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1187 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1144 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1153 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,238 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 754 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intika | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | wajk | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | Maski - SNUS | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | atre | 61% | 77 |
| #5 | 〠 HEJFLICKA 〠 | 61% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | :mean1 | 59% | 80 |
| #7 | Bo-Lennart | 54% | 41 |
| #8 | Alt under Ctrl | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | Cuckerman | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | (: | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :mean1 | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | atre | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Bo-Lennart | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Maski - SNUS | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | wajk | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :mean1 | 290 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | wajk | 233 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | atre | 194 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Maski - SNUS | 95 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | 〠 HEJFLICKA 〠 | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | +6.93 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | intika | +1.37 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | wajk | +1.13 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Asking- | +0.60 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Cuckerman | -0.43 | 86 | 54 |





