








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3390 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1254 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1701 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,440,476 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Table Sucker | 53% | 123 |
| #9 | ♿︎ Matthias #FixTF2 | 52% | 25 |
| #10 | Zachary | 51% | 51 |
| #11 | nässä | 51% | 65 |
| #12 | 〠 HEJFLICKA 〠 | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | JETSKII | 16 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | :mean1 | 8 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Table Sucker | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | nässä | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | 609 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | Table Sucker | 279 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | JETSKII | 277 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #4 | wajk | 256 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | drain gang CEO | 178 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atre | +6.36 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | drain gang CEO | +3.50 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Cuckerman | +2.28 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | wajk | +0.84 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | Zachary | +0.67 | 59 | 67 |





