








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 309 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4103 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5743 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5579 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5497 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,860 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlackLeaf | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | ADIDOS | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | lebasteur | 49% | 85 |
| #4 | Juanitdo | 48% | 107 |
| #5 | XMinem | 47% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | XMinem | 47% | 169 |
| #6 | bikebotdogboi | 44% | 178 |
| #7 | nisto'ニスト | 40% | 50 |
| #8 | enz | 40% | 93 |
| #9 | Notschi | 38% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bikebotdogboi | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | BlackLeaf | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | XMinem | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | enz | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | lebasteur | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bikebotdogboi | 569 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | XMinem | 400 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Notschi | 289 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | enz | 218 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Juanitdo | 187 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bikebotdogboi | +2.45 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | enz | +0.93 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | XMinem | +0.92 | 69 | 48 |
| #4 | Notschi | +0.44 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | freddy_ich | -0.93 | 43 | 67 |





