








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1319 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1280 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2229 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1368 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,077,489 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Profilname eingeben | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Juanitdo | 58% | 93 |
| #3 | freddy_ich | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | ADIDOS | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | XMinem | 56% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | XMinem | 56% | 95 |
| #6 | bikebotdogboi | 55% | 56 |
| #7 | lebasteur | 51% | 87 |
| #8 | enz | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | LZRFLIP | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lebasteur | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | bikebotdogboi | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | freddy_ich | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | XMinem | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Juanitdo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XMinem | 197 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Profilname eingeben | 189 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #3 | bikebotdogboi | 184 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Juanitdo | 174 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | freddy_ich | 173 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bikebotdogboi | +4.39 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | enz | +3.49 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | XMinem | +1.89 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | Profilname eingeben | +1.76 | 66 | 75 |
| #5 | freddy_ich | +0.67 | 50 | 74 |





