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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3816 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5065 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3892 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3563 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,811 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuFFe' mvp | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | Wolle^ | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | Sheriffen | 56% | 204 |
| #4 | K1llerN1ller | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | GrumpyPants | 54% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sheriffen | 56% | 204 |
| #4 | K1llerN1ller | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | GrumpyPants | 54% | 90 |
| #6 | miklo1 | 54% | 63 |
| #7 | Strike.Ly | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrumpyPants | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | miklo1 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Sheriffen | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | K1llerN1ller | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Wolle^ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrumpyPants | 393 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | Sheriffen | 371 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | miklo1 | 175 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wolle^ | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Strike.Ly | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeplexy | +3.32 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | Wolle^ | +0.76 | 64 | 75 |
| #3 | K1llerN1ller | +0.42 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | GrumpyPants | -0.27 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | miklo1 | -0.81 | 46 | 63 |





