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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2502 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2352 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2311 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1173 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,117,478 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪fLx | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Dav1d | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | chefiS. | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 47% | 93 |
| #5 | Deagleberg | 46% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | jbl | 44% | 128 |
| #8 | Dizzy | 40% | 15 |
| #9 | ForceONE | 39% | 36 |
| #10 | Rickey | 39% | 44 |
| #11 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 38% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deagleberg | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | jbl | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Rickey | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jbl | 503 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Deagleberg | 446 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 389 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | Rickey | 243 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | ForceONE | 153 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chefiS. | +3.43 | 64 | 82 |
| #2 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +2.61 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | Noname | +1.42 | 82 | 80 |
| #4 | Rickey | +1.05 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | Deagleberg | +0.02 | 78 | 63 |





