








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 901 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1900 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3408 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2287 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2044 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,183 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 61% | 99 |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | 52% | 201 |
| #4 | totally spies | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Bipolar Owl | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 46 | 0.0239 |
| #2 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Sweden > Norway | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Söder #LOVE ABBA# | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | KebabStockExperten.se | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 242 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | 190 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | NN1CKE> | 178 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Söder #LOVE ABBA# | 115 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | KebabStockExperten.se | 111 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | +5.65 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | +3.58 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | NN1CKE> | +1.77 | 34 | 57 |
| #4 | Munchis | +0.98 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | -0.73 | 54 | 20 |





