








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1038 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5420 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6520 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9409 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6240 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,157,534 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 954 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henz | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | SUPR☰MACY | 54% | 125 |
| #3 | Snog | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | aksel | 53% | 169 |
| #5 | Moxsan | 53% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | adrian | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Lars | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Shiitler | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Moxsan | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | 1075 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #2 | adrian | 713 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | Lars | 277 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Shiitler | 257 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | MoH | 223 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | +2.46 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | henz | +2.21 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | adrian | +1.36 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | jmy | +1.36 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | Snog | +1.03 | 88 | 67 |





