








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2293 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3721 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2923 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2627 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,412,848 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snog | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | adrian | 61% | 79 |
| #3 | aksel | 60% | 55 |
| #4 | Corvax | 57% | 88 |
| #5 | SUPR☰MACY | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Selveste | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | sfgbv | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Ev1 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Chrisbly | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Corvax | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | 371 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | adrian | 312 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Selveste | 261 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Skrt | 202 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | sfgbv | 191 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | +3.15 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | Ev1 | +2.64 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | adrian | +1.46 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | Snog | +1.18 | 87 | 67 |
| #5 | Shiitler | +1.16 | 84 | 65 |





