








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1271 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1827 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2189 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,077 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Selveste | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Corvax | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | adrian | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Lars | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Moxsan | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | 552 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | adrian | 396 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Selveste | 215 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lars | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | SUPR☰MACY | 93 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | +2.13 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | aksel | +1.49 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | adrian | +1.36 | 84 | 69 |
| #4 | Shiitler | +0.97 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | Lars | +0.20 | 93 | 56 |





