








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4450 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2937 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3908 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2314 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,337 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Selveste | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | adrian | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Lars | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Moxsan | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MoH | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adrian | 600 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Selveste | 352 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lars | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | aksel | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | SUPR☰MACY | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | +2.69 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | Shiitler | +1.28 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | adrian | +1.09 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | aksel | +0.73 | 87 | 55 |
| #5 | Snog | +0.04 | 87 | 66 |





