








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3952 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3480 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3302 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2326 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $622,806 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Selveste | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Lars | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Moxsan | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | MoH | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | 704 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | Selveste | 282 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lars | 137 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | aksel | 98 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | SUPR☰MACY | 98 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corvax | +3.07 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | jmy | +2.08 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | adrian | +1.53 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | Shiitler | +1.44 | 88 | 57 |
| #5 | aksel | +1.01 | 85 | 57 |





