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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6179 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4079 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2691 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4242 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,276 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👽 𝕊 𝕌 𝕊 👽 | 73% | 52 |
| #2 | S-Wall | 69% | 29 |
| #3 | CSGORage.com | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | Big Smoke | 62% | 45 |
| #5 | duf | 60% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | fling | 50% | 24 |
| #9 | Ja$on | 50% | 127 |
| #10 | Mr. Stabby | 46% | 85 |
| #11 | Krinker | 43% | 35 |
| #12 | BrothaManSteve | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chand3mic | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | 👽 𝕊 𝕌 𝕊 👽 | 10 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Turner | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Mr. Stabby | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Big Smoke | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chand3mic | 678 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | Ja$on | 355 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Turner | 293 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | 👽 𝕊 𝕌 𝕊 👽 | 186 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mr. Stabby | 165 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👽 𝕊 𝕌 𝕊 👽 | +1.79 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Mr. Stabby | +1.67 | 55 | 52 |
| #3 | duf | +1.57 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | MysticalWafflez | +1.50 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Chand3mic | +0.69 | 67 | 66 |





