








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5512 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3898 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2816 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3617 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $543,348 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seemitch | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | pZk | 73% | 33 |
| #3 | Phoenix | 67% | 189 |
| #4 | SuperCats | 67% | 82 |
| #5 | ☁️Loud Pack Logan (always hi | 67% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 875 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | SuperCats | 342 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | swagmaster | 198 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Phunter | 150 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | I Test My Crack | 137 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swagmaster | +3.10 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Phoenix | +2.40 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | redman | +2.19 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | seemitch | +1.22 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | Phunter | +0.81 | 76 | 68 |





