








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3898 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2458 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 420 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1657 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,137 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 18 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | I Test My Crack | 16 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | redman | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | SPiT RoaST Da BiTCH | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | pZk | 7 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 398 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | redman | 392 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | pZk | 310 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | I Test My Crack | 263 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | ☁️Loud Pack Logan (always hi | 222 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swagmaster | +3.39 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Phoenix | +3.10 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | redman | +2.56 | 90 | 75 |
| #4 | I Test My Crack | +2.08 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | SuperCats | +1.89 | 66 | 71 |





