








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Faceit | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8884 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8688 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4617 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6587 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,749,847 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lio | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | _soO | 56% | 185 |
| #3 | Globalito | 54% | 70 |
| #4 | Elium945 | 51% | 150 |
| #5 | MaladCSGO | 51% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Don Jassdecheat | 49% | 153 |
| #11 | light | 49% | 174 |
| #12 | A.D | 47% | 120 |
| #13 | K@uskÖusss | -tusor+tfor | 45% | 178 |
| #14 | jojolooping | 43% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.D | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | _soO | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | K@uskÖusss | -tusor+tfor | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | light | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | volt | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | volt | 754 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | jojolooping | 740 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | _soO | 643 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | light | 519 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | Brax. | 482 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AxL L#0 | +2.69 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | Globalito | +1.45 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | _soO | +1.29 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | volt | +1.00 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | Aki | +0.88 | 59 | 72 |





