








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 537 matches | ||
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5220 | 18% |
| Smokes | 7466 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8825 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6709 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,399,962 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1fle | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | bgmome | 60% | 73 |
| #3 | Nicoleto | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | volt | 57% | 125 |
| #5 | ♿ froZenn__ | 55% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | K@uskÖusss | -tusor+tfor | 48% | 210 |
| #10 | _soO | 48% | 188 |
| #11 | light | 46% | 72 |
| #12 | Elium945 | 42% | 69 |
| #13 | Drago Le Pire | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K@uskÖusss | -tusor+tfor | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | _soO | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Aki | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | A.D | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ♿ froZenn__ | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _soO | 694 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | volt | 552 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | Aki | 542 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #4 | K@uskÖusss | -tusor+tfor | 382 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | A.D | 310 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1fle | +3.80 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | volt | +3.57 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | MaladCSGO | +3.41 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | _soO | +2.79 | 84 | 64 |
| #5 | Aki | +1.87 | 63 | 76 |





