








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 886 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16308 | 32% |
| Smokes | 12375 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11501 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10306 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,215,250 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHAd | 57% | 102 |
| #2 | b0ssm4N | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | Daniel | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | raf | 48% | 217 |
| #5 | Skullmarin | 46% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | b0ssm4N | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | Daniel | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | raf | 48% | 217 |
| #5 | Skullmarin | 46% | 93 |
| #6 | Noktvrn | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Noktvrn | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Daniel | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Skullmarin | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | cHAd | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | 683 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | b0ssm4N | 471 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | Noktvrn | 438 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #4 | Skullmarin | 286 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | Daniel | 208 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raf | +1.86 | 70 | 70 |
| #2 | b0ssm4N | +1.70 | 58 | 77 |
| #3 | cHAd | +1.25 | 75 | 38 |
| #4 | Daniel | +0.32 | 80 | 45 |
| #5 | Noktvrn | -0.38 | 44 | 72 |





