








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1017 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 634 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5896 | 19% |
| Smokes | 9626 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7715 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7872 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,409,656 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NikGyver | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | Just Coala | 58% | 67 |
| #3 | igetsuu | 57% | 130 |
| #4 | Dick Of Doom | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | Jekkupatteri | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #20 | Riza | 42% | 100 |
| #21 | butZi | 42% | 74 |
| #22 | nn44mis | 41% | 71 |
| #23 | timppaa | 37% | 73 |
| #24 | jukkaoboy | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IPAH | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | igetsuu | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | jukkaoboy | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | nn44mis | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Rau Silverman | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BL4 | 582 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | Psprtu | 429 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | IPAH | 364 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | butZi | 338 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | 🆂🅷🅸🆃RaxteR | 321 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jsi | +4.25 | 71 | 85 |
| #2 | Rau Silverman | +2.92 | 58 | 81 |
| #3 | Dick Of Doom | +2.91 | 50 | 75 |
| #4 | Just Coala | +2.91 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | igetsuu | +1.84 | 66 | 74 |





