








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 622 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7306 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5932 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5515 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3804 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,024,921 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Kaljaliiga22 | 42% | 43 |
| #11 | butZi | 39% | 62 |
| #12 | jukkaoboy | 38% | 65 |
| #13 | Gogodi | 32% | 57 |
| #14 | Grankku | 31% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psprtu | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Herkkupamppu | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | igetsuu | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Yan90 | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | jukkaoboy | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psprtu | 827 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | Herkkupamppu | 416 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | butZi | 271 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | ๐๐
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| #5 | Banges | 158 | 0.11 | 3 min |





