








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 2,135 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7939 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7222 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5920 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6158 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,073 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marmika | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | Navilicous | 63% | 67 |
| #3 | Keli96 | 59% | 137 |
| #4 | Lars | 59% | 154 |
| #5 | ISS TH, BREAK FROM MM ツ | 57% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪ sJEF | 52% | 102 |
| #9 | LordEndre^.^ | 51% | 118 |
| #10 | Rubinstern | 49% | 408 |
| #11 | eellie01 | 41% | 123 |
| #12 | mundsen | 20% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂️ ✘aiizyツ | 19 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | ISS TH, BREAK FROM MM ツ | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Rubinstern | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | eellie01 | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ✪ sJEF | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubinstern | 1942 | 0.25 | 61 min |
| #2 | LordEndre^.^ | 563 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #3 | Keli96 | 433 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | ISS TH, BREAK FROM MM ツ | 348 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | eellie01 | 344 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kulsi~ | +3.35 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | ISS TH, BREAK FROM MM ツ | +1.99 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | Lars | +1.77 | 42 | 65 |
| #4 | Keli96 | +0.89 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | marmika | +0.83 | 61 | 53 |





