








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6675 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5316 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3815 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4092 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,581,865 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeelGood | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Million | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | PSYKO | 50% | 107 |
| #4 | JackyThaï © | 46% | 96 |
| #5 | vivou | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Le RenarD | 45% | 230 |
| #7 | Alexzec | 45% | 279 |
| #8 | D x t. | 44% | 171 |
| #9 | LaTarTi [Ne] PlouF | 44% | 111 |
| #10 | Synop_s | 30% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le RenarD | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | LaTarTi [Ne] PlouF | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | PSYKO | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Alexzec | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | JackyThaï © | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le RenarD | 935 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | Alexzec | 887 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #3 | LaTarTi [Ne] PlouF | 468 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | D x t. | 346 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | vivou | 257 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stonz | +1.14 | 62 | 73 |
| #2 | Alexzec | +0.75 | 55 | 70 |
| #3 | PSYKO | +0.57 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Million | +0.47 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | JackyThaï © | +0.10 | 69 | 61 |





