








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3390 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3054 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1715 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,719 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vivou | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | Alexzec | 48% | 102 |
| #3 | D x t. | 47% | 62 |
| #4 | Le RenarD | 45% | 82 |
| #5 | Stonz | 44% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | D x t. | 47% | 62 |
| #4 | Le RenarD | 45% | 82 |
| #5 | Stonz | 44% | 111 |
| #6 | JackyThaï © | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | Synop_s | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le RenarD | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Stonz | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Alexzec | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | D x t. | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | vivou | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stonz | 404 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Le RenarD | 341 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Alexzec | 335 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | D x t. | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | vivou | 73 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stonz | +1.55 | 65 | 73 |
| #2 | Alexzec | +1.24 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | JackyThaï © | -0.19 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | LaTarTi [Ne] PlouF | -0.35 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | vivou | -0.36 | 67 | 66 |





