








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 400 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5367 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3289 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6107 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4434 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,463,921 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pete | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | fffeijjo | 46% | 110 |
| #4 | TeXual | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Nacno | 44% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TeXual | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Nacno | 44% | 103 |
| #6 | Stumbel91YT | 43% | 84 |
| #7 | Bash | 39% | 41 |
| #8 | Harge | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | fffeijjo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Harge | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Stumbel91YT | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | TeXual | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fffeijjo | 462 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 413 | 0.31 | 11 min |
| #3 | TeXual | 292 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nacno | 260 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Stumbel91YT | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | +2.65 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | Pete | +1.89 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | TeXual | -0.02 | 62 | 74 |
| #4 | fffeijjo | -0.24 | 59 | 81 |
| #5 | ekkis | -0.75 | 46 | 66 |





