








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Wingman | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Renown | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7947 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7113 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4236 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5961 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,682,161 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 52 | 63% | 224 |
| #2 | howl | 62% | 133 |
| #3 | ouibri | 59% | 124 |
| #4 | abom | 58% | 239 |
| #5 | MouldyLunchBox | 57% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ouibri | 59% | 124 |
| #4 | abom | 58% | 239 |
| #5 | MouldyLunchBox | 57% | 96 |
| #6 | LolograМ | 56% | 61 |
| #7 | #Kingy | 53% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abom | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | 52 | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | ouibri | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | MouldyLunchBox | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | howl | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abom | 650 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | howl | 485 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | #Kingy | 248 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | MouldyLunchBox | 237 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | ouibri | 229 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 52 | +3.98 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | howl | +2.88 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | LolograМ | +1.93 | 89 | 65 |
| #4 | abom | +1.24 | 64 | 73 |
| #5 | gaz.g | +0.51 | 73 | 63 |





