








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 476 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 66,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18925 | 28% |
| Smokes | 15716 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 16349 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 15421 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,792,220 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2731 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abom | 62% | 142 |
| #2 | gaz.g | 62% | 133 |
| #3 | πΉππΎ ββππΌπ½ | 59% | 289 |
| #4 | MouldyLunchBox | 56% | 431 |
| #5 | Arkky | 54% | 395 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | #Kingy | 53% | 443 |
| #8 | LOST | 52% | 407 |
| #9 | M i n c h e r z | 51% | 174 |
| #10 | c0n | 50% | 139 |
| #11 | ubiquity | 49% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | MouldyLunchBox | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | πΉππΎ ββππΌπ½ | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | M i n c h e r z | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Arkky | 6 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MouldyLunchBox | 1038 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | #Kingy | 1016 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | ky1e | 1009 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | LOST | 976 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #5 | Arkky | 943 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | +3.06 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | abom | +0.61 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | MouldyLunchBox | +0.44 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | M i n c h e r z | +0.35 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | c0n | -0.03 | 84 | 67 |





